drella:

drella:

evil beach boys wouldn’t it be knife

evil cyndi lauper girls just want to have gun

just-shower-thoughts:

One day you’ll buy a food item which has a longer expiration date than your own

The Secrets to a Better Relationship

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. Make sure you spend time alone together.

2. Appreciate each other, and express your gratitude. Don’t take them for granted – or you may regret it later!

3. Major on communicating openly and honestly (share and talk about everything).

4. Don’t let offenses and irritations become huge resentments – which build a wall between you.

5. Get a handle on your jealousy. Be open and confront it in a real and honest way.

6. Allow your partner to be a flawed human being. Don’t expect them to be perfect, or to please you all the time.

7. Show affection, and demonstrate you care.

8. Let go of your need to be seen as being right; and don’t be stubborn or demand your own way.

yay855:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

effingengland:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hands down the BEST head canon I’ve heard for a fictional character is that Poison Ivy funds her lab experiments by selling the highest quality weed available in gotham

actually she & Harvey are married now so I bet Ivy grows the stuff, while Harley is in charge of the dealing side so that her nerdy botanist wife has more mad scientist lab time

Absolutely bold of you to think that weed isn’t legal in Gotham and that Dr. Harleen Quinzel, Ph.D. doesn’t run a legitimate dispensery with fair prices to people for both medical and recreational purposes.

how fucking dare u imply harley quinn pays her taxes

I think the funniest answer is that weed is completely illegal in Gotham due to the influence of various drug lords, and yet Harleen Quinzel somehow manages to have a completely legitimate business selling it without getting in trouble with the law, and no one can figure out how.

theaccursedrat:

ayy-junipei:

Why rats gotta have the little grabby hands? Give man a cheerio and he eats it like a bagel

You complaining? You complaining about the little man and his bagel?

cabin3tman:

blindstargazer:

cabin3tman:

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

daily-rage-comics:

You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him